“Stephie” McGrath formed the base for both Georgia’s group of roommates at UC Davis as well as most of the pyramids on the college cheerleading team. When she first met Josh at a Lake Shasta houseboat party, she introduced herself as Georgia’s boyfriend. Since then she has been convinced to split the job with him.

Mac and Josh have been friends since they were about 6 years old, and pretty much split time at each other’s houses all the way through high school. Mac is artistic, considerate, and easy to get along with. If opposites attract, Josh should probably be marrying this guy.

Ian was the first person Josh met at Stanford when they both attended a banquet for incoming freshmen athletes. After dinner they promptly broke into the wrestling team’s locker room to check out what kind of gear they were getting, and then went to an illegal keg party at an on-campus sorority. Interestingly, this was one of their most law-abiding nights-out for the next 15 years.

Brooke grew up riding horses with Georgia, except that she got to wear cool hats instead of silly looking helmets. These days she spends her time farming walnuts, chewing bubble gum, and raising adorable ginger children…and she’s out of bubble gum.

Daniel is Josh’s new brother-in-law, and he has absolutely no idea what he’s getting into with this wedding party. It’s also still not clear if he’s going to last very long in this family because he married Josh’s little sister after dating for only 7 years, which is moving a bit too fast by Brown Family standards.

Do you ever wonder what Georgia would be like if she was 6” taller, had long hair, and knew how to paint? Well this wedding will be your chance to find out! Teddi “Bear” Guilfoy is one of Georgia’s roommates from her Davis days, and would occasionally steal her pants to wear as capris.

Mark was on the Stanford wrestling team with Josh. He was also there when “it all started” between Josh and Georgia. He saw sparks flying during their very first Power Hour, and knew it was fate. Too handsome for the continental United States, Mark has been confined to a remote tropical island for most of his life.

The good news is: Georgia’s high school friend Lacey won’t forget the wedding date because she wrote it on her hand and isn’t going to wash it. The bad news is: There’s going to be a lot of Hippopotamus poop on that hand by the wedding day. Don’t worry though; we’ll clean her up before the ceremony.

You know those guys in high school gym class who could beat athletes at their own sports? Now imagine the guy who beats those guys at their sports. That’s Ryan. Fortunately he’s a pretty good dude, otherwise it would be too easy to hate him for it. Our biggest challenge with Ryan is going to be figuring out a way to surgically remove his Chicago Cubs baseball cap for the ceremony since it doesn’t match our color scheme.

Unbeknownst to her, Georgia’s little sister Wren is currently winning the “hey, who is that one bridesmaid and is she single?” contest. The picture she provided for this profile is probably going to clinch the title for her.

Zach rates people on a scale from Elon Musk (subhuman filth) to Ronald Regan (Infallible God-Emperor.) According to that system, Josh ranks somewhere around Neil deGrasse Tyson (potentially interesting, but his shtick gets old fast.) Despite that, Zach will probably show up to the wedding. He is also the only groomsman who might wear a tux even if nobody tells him to.

It’s a classic college story: Girl meets boy, sock goes on doorknob, girl happens to be Brenda’s roommate, Brenda makes friends with her neighbor Georgia to pass the time. This series of events led to such a close friendship that Georgia and Brenda decided to become roommates the following year so they could skip the whole sock/doorknob thing.

Imad is another college teammate/roommate/fraternity brother of Josh’s. They spent a summer splitting a bedroom in Menlo Park with Josh sleeping on a futon, which was totally not weird at all. Imad’s most important contribution to Josh’s life was teaching him how to effectively manage the eating habits of 75 men as Kitchen Manager of their fraternity.

Leah is a doting mother, and has spent a lot of time feeding, dressing, worrying about, and cleaning up after a tiny girl. Once she got that out of her system as Georgia’s roommate at UC Davis, she started her own family and had a kid.

Josh and Shawn spent way too much time together in high school. They rode BMX bikes, drove cars, went to concerts, lifted weights, and ate absurd amounts of Mexican food and ice cream. Shawn was voted “Most Likely to Stay in Half Moon Bay” in the high school polls, so he promptly left to claim his true title of “Hairiest Man In Santa Barbara.”

Georgia and her big sister Rianna have so much in common. They were both extremely active at the UC Davis chapter of Chi Omega, they both have a life-long love of horses, and are both exclusively attracted to very tall men.

Tyler was affectionately nicknamed “Mother” in high school due to his nurturing nature and acute sense of responsibility. He later spearheaded the hugely successful Campus Temperance Corps at Cal Poly, and will probably skip Josh’s bachelor party because he finds that kind of celebration “crass and distasteful.” If you believed a single word of that, you’re in for quite a surprise at the wedding reception.

In how many languages can you say “Excuse me Ma’am, but is that six pounds of cabbage stuffed into your bra?” The only correct answer is “fewer than Eli.” When she isn’t keeping our boarders safe from marauding produce, Eli enjoys not splitting bruschetta with Georgia at their favorite San Mateo bistro.